Please welcome our new sponsors BP, the NRA, Rupert Murdoch, and Hobby Lobby!
I am very happy to announce THEE Aaron Ohio will be attending Fest 13 in Gainesville Florida. I can’t wait to see all the great bands this Halloween! This of course could not have happened without the help of our new sponsors! Because lets face it I’m not gonna spend 600 dollars to see like 5 decent bands, 4 of which are my friends.
Unfortunately I am having trouble lining up interviews and segments with bands due to the “controversial” nature of some of my sponsors which I think these lefty bands need to chill out.
J Russ of Signals Midwest declined an interview with us because he is a quote “huge fan of birth control pills because condoms are for amateurs, Fuck Hobby Lobby”
Red beanie of Masked Intruder said “Why are you contacting us, you clearly don’t like our band” He had a point.
So if you are a band who won’t mind doing a video interview with us where you have to hold our sponsors products the whole time which includes a BP pump, a gun, and wear a News Corp t-shirt with a Klan hood knitted by fabric from Hobby Lobby please message me!