This is what a tumblr should look like.
I am an attractive god damn genius.
So it drives me insane when I come on tumblr to scroll down and all I see is the same memes from the same 5 tv shows, think pieces and comics on body image and other issues written by people who have never had body shame or any real life experiences. And I see these people are tumblr famous.
And I go to a show and the question I get all the time is “How many tumblr followers do you have?”
My reply: 100. ONE FUCKING HUNDRED! Literally people who have never done anything interesting on here has more followers than me. I used to be a fucking internet force! I have 100,000 views on youtube from 1 video. I MADE THAT JOYCE MANOR COVER ON YOUTUBE.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? My how the mighty have fallen.
tl;dr: I’ve turned heel on thee Aaron Ohioans. You all can drop dead because you are more famous than me. The apostles weren’t more popular than Jesus you feel me?
I quit THEE Aaron Ohio Zine. You won’t know what ya got till it’s gone.